Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
This one is for everyone who
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids
I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter washaving a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,"Daddy,look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tinyfingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!"pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at herfingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"